One of the differences between Ten and Eleven that cracks me up is the way they react when they get kissed. When Eleven is kissed he’s like OMYGAAAH ASDFGHSDHKJ flail flail flail
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AHH WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS
OH I GET IT NOW LIKE THIS
THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT
but when Ten is kissed he’s just like, “Cool, let’s make out.”
(he’s also good at initiating too)
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
my hair is growing super fast it’s already at that awkward transition stage between really short and kinda short idk how to deal with this